More About Moms With Kids In Showbiz Me in the entertainment industry? I don’t get it. I can’t sing. I can’t dance. I don’t tell jokes. I acted in one play in my life in the fourth grade, the Pied Piper of Hamlin, and I only got that part because I knew how to...
More About Jack Du Soleil “God, help me, I know I’m supposed to despise this place, these hideous people — look, over there, a woman with dyed orange hair, two fat drunks sporting Georgia Tech sweatshirts swilling blue Margaritas from three-foot plastic...
More About Joe DiMaggio Drum roll, please. Here are my top five famous people of the many I’ve worked with, interacted with, or simply quivered in their presence. Famous person number two, Dr. Martin Luther King, I won’t go into details about him because they’ve...
More About Art History, Part One If Professor William Gerhold was here today and saw that I produced a warehouse-worth of original artwork, he’d surely say, “No. That’s impossible. I had this guy in one of my drawing classes. Hopeless.” However, Professor Gerhold...
More About Art History, Part Two Cue music: “Chapel of Love,” by the Dixie Cups. Fade In on a man and woman standing in line at the renowned Las Vegas Marriage License Bureau, chatting with a young couple in front of them dressed like Frankenstein and the Bride of...
More About Off-Off-Off Broadway The last time I was told the number of people watching the performance of a script I wrote, there was a national television viewership of forty-four million. Now, standing backstage, peeking out through the side curtain at the audience...
